Winter survival tips from accomplished trail runner Peter Maksimow
I have recently heard a lot of people state something to the effect of, it has been too cold outside so I haven't been running. Whaaaaaat!? How you get through a really cold winter is simple: grow a beard! Problem solved.
OK, I know that won't solve all problems, especially if you are female, so I have come up with a few other tips on how to get through the winter.
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One. Cover Up!
When running or riding in very cold weather, exposed skin can become numb, turn all sorts of shades of red and purple, and is susceptible to frostbite. Gear has come a long way in recent years. You have technical wool socks like Swiftwick, climate-resistant and studded shoes from inov-8, tights that are flexible and skin-like, and gloves ... come on, GLOVES!! Wear them! That should be a no-brainer. Honestly, in my experience, this is usually an issue experienced only by males. Females tend to be more responsible and less hard-headed. But, I digress!
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Your body's natural reaction to being cold in certain areas is to send blood to those areas, and when you're sending blood to those areas, you are not sending blood to your working muscles, heart and, most importantly, legs. Don't be one of those "tough guys" and try to "tough it out." Shrinkage is not fake news!
Two. Think Seasonal!
During the winter it is important to have appropriate beer-to-weather pairings. For example, if you are out in 0° for several hours, you will probably need a very chewy barrel-aged Imperial Stout to warm you back up.
As opposed to summer, when you are hot and overheated, and it would be better to pair your day with something like a tart Gose or a crushable Berlinerweiss.
In the autumn or fall – which is the same thing depending on where you get your news from – a biscuity Oktoberfest, malty Dunkel or Nut Brown Ale is more appropriate. I DO NOT discriminate on styles of beer and I am not advertising for any one brewery, but Manitou Brewing Company has all of these mentioned. 😉🍻
Don't forget to pack some Enduro Bites as solid fuel to make it home safely. Having something to look forward to after you put in the hard work with your friends is what life is all about!
Three. Base it on Effort!
So you planned a tempo run and there is a foot of snow outside on the ground, what do you do? Hit the treadmill? WRONG!! A treadmill is never a good choice, unless, of course, you are training for a treadmill race. Actually, not even then.
If you are planning to race outside, why would you get on the treadmill and artificially simulate conditions you WON'T be running in on race day? It's OK if you do your tempo run at a 8:00 minute pace through deep snow, rather than a 6:00 minute pace. You are more than likely working way harder, effort-wise, than you would without the snow.
Also, if you are someplace like the front range of the Rockies, the snow will be gone in one or two days anyway, so you can do your tempo run then! Or just scrap the tempo run altogether and strap on the snowshoes.
Photo: Brandon Stapanowich
The morale of the story? If Nature gives you piles of fresh snow, you melt it down and brew beer!
Four. Don't Be Discouraged!
Get out with a training partner and get encouraged (see Tip Two. Think Seasonal!). This one needs no further explanation.
Five. Jedi Mind Tricks!
The weather is terrible outside. That cat-floating-in-space-printed Snuggie and hot cocoa seem like a much better option than the date you have with frosty the snowman out in the blizzard. The most difficult part of your workout is getting ready to go outside. Your lazy sloth mind tells you, "why make yourself uncomfortable when you can just you slip into this Snuggie?"
Do this before you talk yourself out of your workout: put on your tights, jacket and shoes. Now you are all dressed up, you can’t get into that Snuggie with shoes on.
The second most difficult part of your workout is getting outside. Open the door. Take one step. Shake off creepy sloth voice in your head. Then a second step. Threshold breached.
The third most difficult part of your workout is the first five minutes. One. Balls, it is cold! Two. Why am I doing this again!? Three. Oh, right, that Snuggie! Four. That Imperial Stout is waiting for me! Five. OK, I'm warmed up, now I can do this!
Once you are 5 minutes in, you have completed the most difficult parts of getting out in the cold weather. Congratulations you are now a Jedi! You have earned a dark and robust Imperial Stout. Not only will you feel so much better about yourself, you will deserve that Snuggie without the creepy sloth voice asking questions.
If you take anything away from this, you should dress warm, make sure to pair your beer and seasons appropriately, effort can be as important as speed, and know that Jedi mind tricks really work. If not, you can always just grow a beard.
Photo: inov-8 / Ryan Edy